why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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black people swimming

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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HOLY COW!

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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