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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

womens rights

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Potassium? K.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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