What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

Who is Dank? A: Billal

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Black people in Camden NJ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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