Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Anti Joke

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