- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What's blue? The sky.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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