- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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