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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!