- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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