- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Skinny people fart less.

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