- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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