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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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