Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's big and purple? Barney

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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