- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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