- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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