- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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