- Anti Joke

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side