- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

A man died.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

okay so theres this guy.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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