- Anti Joke

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.