Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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