Women's rights.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

what came first the chicken or the chips

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

nolan is gay

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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