- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do we call Osama? Osama

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Democracy.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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