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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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