Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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