- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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