- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A woman walks into a bar.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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