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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

You're so sweet I have diabetes

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between a duck?

A van drives into a car.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

All of these jokes are about white people

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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