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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Women deserve equal rights.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What are annoying? Ads.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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