What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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