What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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