Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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