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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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