Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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