- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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