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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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