Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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