If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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