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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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