- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

Take wrong turns

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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