- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your sex life.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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