A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A muslim paints Mohammed

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

360 NO SCOPE

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

ure mama's so fat

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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