- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

I like school Said no one ever.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Obama = ebola

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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