- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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