How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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