Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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PENIS

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What does? 42

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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were you expecting a joke

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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