Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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