- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

This is an anti- joke

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Grace Ackerson

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

your mama so old, shes dead.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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