What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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