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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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