An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

A man goes to the potty.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...