- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

How High is a Chinese man

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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