How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Black people stink of shite!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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eoin burgin is fat

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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