- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

knock knock Dave's not here.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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