- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

womans having rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.