- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Nobody cares maddie!

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Knock knock knock OCD

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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