- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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