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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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