a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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PENIS :)

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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