- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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