- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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