Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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You idiot.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Peas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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