Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Double-whammy

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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