- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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