- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

men, men like men= men+bed

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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