- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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