- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what kind of dog can tiptoe

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

You idiot.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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