Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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