Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A dyslexic blind man

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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