Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Nobody cares maddie!

How did the black person die? Of old age

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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