- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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