- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

what this: b a dead one of these: p

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

women's rights.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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