- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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