Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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women's rights.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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