why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

12 niqqa 12.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Get on the boat.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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