Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What would u like to drink?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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