- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

antonis sister is mighty fine

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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