- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Title IX

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What would u like to drink?

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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