- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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