So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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KILL WHITEY

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No

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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What's big and purple? Barney

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