- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

an ethopian thanksgiving

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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