- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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