- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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