I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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