- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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