How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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knock knock come in !

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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