- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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