What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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