- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock Come in

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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