- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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