A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Anti Joke

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