- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You idiot.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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