- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

You sick fiend

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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