why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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